Hi there

I just need some advice. I am close to having enough cash to buy either an RS4 or an M5.

I have 2 kids, and an overweight wife, but my friend has an M3 and 1 very fat child! He weighs about 30 stone, and his wife is about 15 stone...maybe...more. My friend is about 20 stones.

We have been very competitive over the years over the speed issue, and I have always beaten him fully loaded with my Audi S4, but I am just wondering if the R S4 would kick the Black Mans Willy's arse over tits? Or do I have to wear shades and be a twat, and buy a Black Mans Willy?

Any help greatly appreciated.

Oh and my missus loves a big willy, so this is not racial in ANY WAY, sheer factual!

i would go with the m5 touring, its the estate but has got more or less the same power as the saloon m5